A woman goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As
she
Looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign
above the
Box reads, "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete
instructions!"
The woman excitedly looks around to see if anyone is watching her.
She
Whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one!" As
the man
Packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions!"
The woman nods, pays the man, grabs the box and is quickly on her way
home.
As soon as she closes the door, she opens the box and takes out the
Instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly as
specified:
1) Take a shower.
2) Splash on some nice perfume.
3) Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4) Crawl into bed and place the frog close beside you The frog will do
what
He has been trained to do!
She quickly showers, puts her very best perfume on, get into her
sexiest
Black nightie, puts the frog right next to her and....to her surprise
and
Disappointment, nothing happens!
She rereads the instructions and notices in small print at the bottom
of the
Page it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the
pet
Store where the frog was purchased."
She calls the store and the man answers. She tells him her plight and
he
Says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
him in
And says, "See! I've done everything according to the instructions!
The
Stupid frog just sits there!"
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its
eyes,
And says very sternly, "Look! I'm only going to show you how to do
this one
More time!"
Bad bad bad! Let's see, whom shall I forward this to first?
Elizabeth
tiarella@bellsouth.net
Zone 6, KY
Gardens Listowner
http://home.bellsouth.net/p/PWP-Gardening
=A0
lyons
Sent: Saturday, July 08, 2006 2:47 PM
To: GARDENS@LSV.UKY.EDU
Subject: O.T.-joke-R rated-The Sex Frog
A woman goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. =
As
she
Looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign
above the
Box reads, "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete
instructions!"
The woman excitedly looks around to see if anyone is watching her. =
She
Whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one!" =
As
the man
Packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions!"
The woman nods, pays the man, grabs the box and is quickly on her =
way
home.
As soon as she closes the door, she opens the box and takes out =
the
Instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly as
specified:
1) Take a shower.
2) Splash on some nice perfume.
3) Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4) Crawl into bed and place the frog close beside you The frog =
will do
what
He has been trained to do!
She quickly showers, puts her very best perfume on, get into her
sexiest
Black nightie, puts the frog right next to her and....to her =
surprise
and
Disappointment, nothing happens!
She rereads the instructions and notices in small print at the =
bottom
of the
Page it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call =
the
pet
Store where the frog was purchased."
She calls the store and the man answers. She tells him her plight =
and
he
Says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde =
welcomes
him in
And says, "See! I've done everything according to the =
instructions!
The
Stupid frog just sits there!"
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into =
its
eyes,
And says very sternly, "Look! I'm only going to show you how to =
do
this one
More time!"
