I love this its the best laugh ive had in ages
Hazel
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> From: Margaret Lauterbach
> To: GARDENS@LSV.UKY.EDU
> Subject: OT - Another version of How to Give a cat a pill,some may call
it humor, others, truth
holding
> a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's
> mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right
> hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close
mouth
Make
> note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered
> figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
> 8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head
> just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw,
force
avoid
> cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
> 13) Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine
> and bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy duty pruning
> gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of
fillet
> steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of
> water down throat to wash pill down.
> 14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
> emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm
and
> removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home
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